I love this shirt! The quality is just as it looks on the website. The picture is vibrant and I’ve had so many friends compliment it and say it’s so funny. I recommend!
I Don't Have Bugs T-Shirt
Black / S
$31.95
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I Don't Have Bugs T-Shirt
$31.95
The demo is tomorrow. Today, we're calling surprises 'features.'
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About this Tee
Made for long days, good ideas, and everything in between. This Bella+Canvas 3001 tee combines soft, lightweight cotton with an easy everyday fit. Each shirt is printed on demand, just for you.
• Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk for everyday comfort.
• Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
Fiber content varies by color.
LIGHT ━━━━━●━━━━━━━━ HEAVY
Who It's For
The code shipped. What happens next is just unexpected behavior. This Code Crushes® tee is for the developer who reframes the problem before anyone else notices there was one.
// For engineers who've turned a bug report into a feature request at least once
// Great gift for the developer with a very flexible definition of "working as intended"
Shipping & Guarantee
Shipping & Delivery
Made just for you. Orders are typically prepared within 2–4 business days. Tracking details are emailed once your order ships.
Free U.S. shipping on orders over $75.
30-Day First Tee Guarantee
Your first tee is risk-free for 30 days after delivery. Not happy with the fit, quality, or overall experience? Contact us for a one-time replacement or refund.
$ recommend --more-like-this
Same coping mechanism. Different shirt.
Find another design that fits your side of tech.
$ status --user=you
Your tech habits are showing.
A few signs you may have found your people.
$ ./diagnose.sh --user=you
[x] You have thanked an AI. Out loud.
[x] Your browser has more tabs than your life has plans.
[x] You look busy while the prompt does its thing.
[x] You'd rather wear the joke than explain your job.
result: one of us. Tee recommended.
$ inspect --tee=details
Made for heavy rotation
The everyday details that make the difference.
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FABRIC
Airlume cotton, made to feel good
Combed and ring-spun cotton with a smooth, lightweight feel.
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CONSTRUCTION
Made to hold its shape
Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
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03
PRINT
Detail that stays the point
DTFlex keeps artwork crisp, flexible, and visually sharp.
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CARE
Easy to keep in rotation
Pre-shrunk fabric and simple care for everyday wear.
$ compare --print=dtg,dtflex
Same artwork. Different approach.
Both print great tees. We use DTFlex for crisp detail, strong color, and consistency.
STANDARD DTG
CODE CRUSHES DTFLEX
Printed into the fabric.
Ink bonds directly with the garment.
Applied to the fabric.
Artwork is transferred onto the garment.
Softer feel.
The print blends more into the fabric.
Smooth finish.
A more defined feel on the surface.
Great detail.
Handles complex artwork and gradients well.
Crisp & colorful.
Fine details and bold colors stay sharp.
Varies by garment.
Fabric and color can affect the result.
More consistent.
Artwork stays consistent across tee colors.
$ social --battery=low
Less small talk. More personality.
For the ones who prefer good conversations and even better shirts.
$ rotate --category=hats
A little less screen. A little more hat.
Easy hats with the same Code Crushes attitude.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 5 / 5 from 2 reviews.
The quality of my shirt is amazing! I love the variety of messages and jokes available on the website. I would recommend the store to all tech lovers! This is a size small for reference.
I received the T-shirt in size S Dark Grey Heather. It is beautifully made, the print is vivid and the fabric soft. It’s very comfortable to wear. I have received compliments from my friends and smiles from strangers 😊 It’s a versatile style that will transition well from weekend stroll to tech standup 😉 and will become a weekly staple. Well done, Code Crushes 👏
$ load --characters=windy,deby
Two operating systems.
One shared existential crisis.
Windy runs Windows. Deby runs Linux.
Somehow, it works.
One likes a plan. One has already changed it.
Both think your shirt should have a personality.
$ help --topic=anything
Need one more answer?
Here are the answers people usually need before their next tee becomes their favorite.
01 FIT How do Code Crushes tees fit?
Our tees have a comfortable unisex fit that works well for everyday wear. Choose your usual size for a classic fit, or size up if you prefer a more relaxed look. Check the size guide on the product page for exact measurements.
02 FABRIC What are the shirts made of?
Our Bella+Canvas 3001 tees are made with soft, lightweight fabric designed for everyday comfort. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, while some heather colors use cotton blends.
03 PRINT How well does the print hold up over time?
Our DTFlex prints are designed for sharp detail, rich color, and long-lasting wear. For the best results, wash cold, turn your tee inside out, and air dry whenever possible.
Care Instructions →04 SHIPPING When will my order arrive, and can I track it?
Orders typically ship within 2–3 business days. Once your order is on the way, you'll receive a shipping confirmation email with your tracking number. Most orders arrive within 7 days.
Shipping Policy →05 SUPPORT What if something is wrong with my order?
If your item arrives damaged, has a printing or manufacturing defect, or you receive the wrong item, contact us within 30 days of delivery. Send us a photo of the issue and your order number, and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund.
Refund Policy →